I hated it:
½☆☆☆☆ - I am personally offended to have watched this movie
★☆☆☆☆ - This was bad
★½☆☆☆ - This was not good

I liked it:
★★☆☆☆ - I didn’t hate it, it was fine
★★½☆☆ - Mediocre, neither good nor bad
★★★☆☆ - Fun times, it’s okay
★★★½☆ - I had a great time, I understand why the movie was good

I loved it:
★★★★☆ - It was amazing, I’m feeling feelings
★★★★½ - I felt alllll the feelings but it’s not my favorite movie of all time
★★★★★ - This movie has become my entire personality because it is now my favorite movie of all time

Limiting my brain vomit to 300 words because nobody cares to read a 5-paragraph essay in MLA format about why this movie “changed my life.” It probably didn’t.

No endorsements—just thoughts and feelings. But gimme something new to watch, I love a good rec.

Prefer: emotional damage
Don’t prefer: horror